1 ) Hey Girl Talk Dirty To me!
Do you still remember that one night sleepover,
When you and her rolling in her rose-patterned bed sheet,
Giggles about the one that you have crushed on,
Until burst out of laugh for those awkward moments you both shared,
The sweet scent of the lovely rose and hormone chemical mixed in the summer air,
Silence…..When you thought this is the moment,
She brings up the sentence like: “Do you know that one night…”
Yes, The girl sex talk. That is the GIRL SEX TALK. (Oops, guys..;)
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The girl sex talk is exactly the moment that defines the best friend, because sex is such an intimate and magic topic to talk about, and if my words remind you of someone, congrats!
When watching the movie “For a Good Time, Call…”, I was getting excited by all those girl sex talks, but then I wondered :Who can I share Sex Talk with??? So I start check the girls on my list: Oh, she is my study buddy, she wouldn't be comfortable with this, I doubt if she ever had sex…Oh, she is so experienced with sex, might make her laugh at me once I start the topic…It actually upsets me acknowledging the fact that I might have no girlfriend to talk about sex, and for how many times I have dreamed of the sex talk with my girlfriends! However on that night, I gave my first to a boy, specifically, a gay.
“So…I want to tell you something…” We were sitting in the dining table enjoying our Friday night.
“Say it.” I stared at his eyes getting a bit nervous.
“Guess.” He couldn’t even hide the little smirk from his face! Oh God I got this.
“You are a gay.” Right after I said it, he chuckled from the cranberry juice.
“What the f.. How did you know it? I hide it well.”
“From the moment when you were so gross out seeing me naked.” Apparently I am confident with my body. And it was an accident.
“Okay…”
“And there are a whole lot more moments that telling me you are a gay, but most time, instinct.” I look him straight. Here I see myself being the lie detective on the show “Lie to me” who smashes the fancy words only truth left behind.
Right after that, both of us burst out of laugh.
1 mins after,
“Sooo…tell me, how do you guys do it?” I thought it was a perfect timing to bring it up.
“What?”
“You know, SEX.” His wide opened eyes suggest he didn’t expect this coming.
“Like what are you? A up or bottom?” I tried to hide my excitement.
He turned aside to cover his blush and finished half of his drink, then cleared his throat…
I still remember the moment, the way it set up, at this dining table surrounded by strangers, with the orange lighting from the reflection of his eyes, the way he uses his fork to played with his leftover meatballs, talking sex with me like a little girl. I thought it was sweet.
It turns out that I am the first one he told me about his crazy wild sex stories, and he is my first one to share with my ex boyfriends penis size and so much more…I seriously enjoyed our talk. It’s like we have never be so much happy and close before. All of the conversations turned our relationship to a new page. And now I finally can cross out“Talk sex with girlfriend” from my bucket list.
Please, girl, talk dirty to me, will you?
2 ) 掰開“雷點(diǎn)”找“看點(diǎn)”——影評(píng)《激情熱線》
故事很簡(jiǎn)單。出版社編輯勞拉丟了男友和工作,無家可歸,兼職女凱蒂獨(dú)自一人付不起房租,兩人雖在大學(xué)時(shí)結(jié)下過梁子,但不得不勉強(qiáng)合租。兩人后來搞起了“激情熱線”的服務(wù),給孤獨(dú)打飛機(jī)的男人提供電話性愛的服務(wù)。從仇人到相愛,她們最終認(rèn)識(shí)到對(duì)方才是自己的“真愛”。
“謝謝你離開我”
張小嫻說:“有一天,你會(huì)感謝離開的那個(gè)人,是他的離開,讓你找回自己?!?
挫折的結(jié)果有二,要么是痛徹心扉的自我審視,要么是徹底的墮落。被男友和出版社拋棄無疑是勞拉的人生低谷,但同樣是逼迫她成長的一個(gè)機(jī)會(huì)。
一個(gè)更好的我們,站得更高了,視野也更開闊了,曾經(jīng)用痛哭流涕和低聲下氣都挽留不住的人(和工作)終有一天會(huì)后悔當(dāng)年的拒絕。
“對(duì)自己狠一點(diǎn)”
直面自己的不足,大刀闊斧地自我改造,這便是成長。這樣的成長總是伴隨著巨大的痛苦,但那是為了變得更好必須付出的代價(jià)。
Ps:不包括整容
“姑娘,你得放得開”
勞拉在自我審視中認(rèn)識(shí)到了自己的不足——“放不開”。她不是真的boring、沒有才華,而是她的“放不開”束縛住了她的手腳,也束縛住了她的才華和情趣。作為一貫的優(yōu)等生和乖乖女,“放不開”是自然的事兒。而她決心改變!
究竟是抱著一步一個(gè)腳印和固守陣地的心態(tài),還是彰顯自由和活力?電影告訴我們:...
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http://blog.sina.com.cn/s/blog_5d608ce20101bcqk.html 3 ) 胡言亂語
“我們剛才做愛的唯一的興奮點(diǎn)就是碰到你的避孕環(huán)?!?br>在不小心將尿液潑在人臉上后被趕下車,吐槽道:“尿液是無菌的!”
“你的尿尿聲聽起來像是尿路感染了。”
出售在電話做愛中“被弄濕”的內(nèi)褲。
上帝派來的臥底破壞生意。
色情特訓(xùn)。
電話3P。
峰回路轉(zhuǎn),凱特是處女。
選擇工作的原因讓倆人友情破裂。
該破處的破處,該甩EX臉子的甩臉子。 Happy ending。
4 ) 我不能定義她們之間的關(guān)系
從一開始到結(jié)束,她們之間的關(guān)系都是那么的曖昧不清,看再多遍還是那么的曖昧。
從一開始,lauren 買回那個(gè)pink phone ,katie 欣喜若狂,曖昧就開始生根。 之后,在lauren的運(yùn)營才能下,她們的 phone bussiness 蒸蒸日上,kaite 顧客在電話上聊,而lauren一邊粉刷墻面,一邊滿是寵溺和特愛的眼神關(guān)注著katie ,然后又是疼惜katie的喉嚨撐不住,愛心茶獻(xiàn)上,最終她們決定請(qǐng)一個(gè)人來替她們工作。
面試情節(jié),wow,只能用驚艷來形容她們兩個(gè),lauren 一身紫紅色,katie 一身亮黃色,一個(gè)卷發(fā)飄飄,一個(gè)紋絲不亂。god ,they are suck click together.
在那個(gè)雇員開始工作的時(shí)候,lauren 看著katie,提議為她編發(fā),啊,又是一個(gè)曖昧不清的表現(xiàn)。之后再檢查工作的時(shí)候,發(fā)現(xiàn)雇的那個(gè)女的竟然是個(gè)church的spy ,funny !在趕走了那個(gè)瘋女人之后,lauren無意間接個(gè)一個(gè)工作電話,然后lauren說出了最曖昧不清的話:" look , i will do whatever you tell me to do , i will lick whatever you want me to lick . i will make us so much money ." 這簡(jiǎn)直就是赤裸裸的表白啊,我可以理解lauren想賺錢,想嘗試刺激,but,她卻對(duì)katie 說,她愿意為她做任何katie叫她去做的事,她會(huì)為他們兩個(gè)賺很多錢。god ,這不是朋友的關(guān)系,絕對(duì)不是,那到底是怎樣,編劇不挑明,吐血---
然后他們一起在電話上聊,又開始的曖昧,那一段我們以為絕對(duì)會(huì)有一場(chǎng)激情戲,oh,shit ,這個(gè)該死的編劇又再一次死了,在那么多的兩人的荷爾蒙迸發(fā)自后,她竟然安排她們兩個(gè)不知怎么的就睡著了,不過早上的溫馨還是差一個(gè)起床吻,如果你安排一個(gè)輕輕的起床吻,then ,everything worth , you idot writer .
在 lauren要去見那個(gè)之前面試的報(bào)社的那個(gè)bitch,lauren 穿著新買的豹紋裙,對(duì)katie說:" i love you " . 我沒想多她會(huì)首先說這句話,但是卻沒有得到katie 的回應(yīng),如果,如果,katie say it back ,我認(rèn)為lauren 之后那個(gè)面試官的結(jié)果絕對(duì)會(huì)不一樣,不論面試官的招數(shù)是什么,她向后看的話,有 katie 在她身后,無論怎么樣??墒莐atie卻是個(gè)外表開放,內(nèi)心卻十分放不開的純真的女孩子,她從小就是沒有感受到愛的人,她不敢對(duì)lauren說:“i love you ,too?!睉?yīng)該是她幾乎很少說或機(jī)會(huì)沒說過,她一個(gè)人孤孤單單的過了這么多年,如果說過這句話,那代表著一些東西就要改變,而她害怕這些,不管是好是壞。
之后的那場(chǎng)分手戲,繼續(xù),
katie:" you make me feel like that i will never be good enough for
you . why don't you and you shit , get out off my
aparment."
lauren :" this is our apartment . i told you i love you this
morning,and you were to scared to say it back.
katie :" i wasn't too scared, i just don't love you ".
天吶,愛意滿滿,tears ,drama ,一切的劇情需要的都有,編劇你到底要怎樣啊
而結(jié)局才是更讓人一頭霧水的,她們終于have sex ,but on a phone 。
總之,我欣賞它從未停止的曖昧不清,你可以有自己的看法,沒人可以百分百的說怎么樣,所以enjoy過程,其他的就不求結(jié)果了,很符合現(xiàn)在這種有多種不能定義的關(guān)系的級(jí)別??傊沂钦J(rèn)為她們絕對(duì)不超越朋友的關(guān)系級(jí)別。
5 ) 你是騷貨,我是騷貨,too。
這是個(gè)輕松的喜劇故事。很適合在大姨媽期間看。
在皮皮上打開這部電影時(shí),我被它無節(jié)操的翻譯震撼了。于是,我就興致勃勃的看完了。
兩個(gè)姑娘,在人生失意時(shí)遇到。一個(gè)剛跟男友上完床就被甩,而另一個(gè)沒錢交房租。卻不曾想到是舊識(shí)。第一次遇見時(shí),勞倫被迫送凱迪回家,然后凱迪卻不小心將尿在奶茶杯里的尿?yàn)⒌絼趥惖能嚿希缓蟊粍趥惾釉诼愤叀?br>
后來,勞倫被解雇。面試失敗。無意中知道凱迪情色電話的事,就此開始幫凱迪打理情色電話的生意。然后竟然盈利頗多。
從彼此的看不順眼,到后來的互相贊美。
從乖乖女,到一個(gè)晚上賺八百美金的話務(wù)員。
凱迪與勞倫彼此互相影響著。
凱迪教會(huì)勞倫放開自我。勞倫開始變的有趣,富有魅力,甚至開始說臟話。
而勞倫教給凱迪自我保護(hù)。
她們送給彼此粉色電話。粉色包包。共同裝修彼此的家。在知道勞倫偶爾還手淫時(shí),凱迪送給她一支大麻。而面對(duì)凱迪的未知約會(huì)。勞倫送給她安全褲,殺蟲劑。
她們的友情這樣好。凱迪說,我真高興,我有了一個(gè)朋友,她還是個(gè)女孩。我真喜歡這種感覺。
而勞倫說,i love you。
后來,后來當(dāng)然會(huì)有小插曲。勞倫又接到面試官打來的電話。
原意是好好去羞辱那個(gè)女人一番,但最后竟然答應(yīng)了。也許是那句,勞倫,你難道想一輩子做色情話務(wù)員么?
于是兩人吵架。冷戰(zhàn)。
最后和好。
我最感動(dòng)的瞬間,是那句,你知道么,你總讓我覺得我配不上你。
你說你愛我,所以,我說不出那句我愛你,too。
只是你不明白的是。雖然我們來自不同家庭,性格不同。
雖然你外表放蕩。而我一直是乖巧單純模樣。
但其實(shí)我們都一樣。
你是騷貨,我是騷貨,too。
6 ) 給閨蜜們看的女性屎尿屁喜劇
剪輯有點(diǎn)問題:
1,電鈕控制語言說話的東西,有鋪墊,但是沒有用上,應(yīng)該是在家境好女的父母來的時(shí)候搞一下的.
2,家境好女應(yīng)該和舊男友最后上一次床,讓他體驗(yàn)一次她練就的淫言蕩語,然后再華麗的把他甩掉.
記得去年有部女性屎尿屁喜劇叫伴娘,在美國極其火爆,在院線上上映了好久,真是抓住了市場(chǎng),因?yàn)榕允请娪笆袌?chǎng)的主流人群,你看看電影院里面有多少閨蜜一起手拉手去看電影,你看有幾個(gè)男人敢手拉手看電影的,
而女性屎尿屁喜劇,屎尿屁外還有陽具,精液,甚至女人獨(dú)有的經(jīng)血都變成段子用上了.
尿屁喜劇不需要大美女來演,兩個(gè)女演員都不能算漂亮,家境好女,有些角度看起來還可以,或許是故意往丑了拍,美國的屎尿屁喜劇演員且是矮胖挫當(dāng)家,
還行
果然不出所料,興奮又性奮,也非常的爆笑!
百合什么又不徹底。。。。。
有一小段。。。把我看哭了,所以值得給三星
低成本,不過挺逗的
消遣看看 輕松喜劇
口味蠻重!賈斯汀嬌憨了。。。。。
聲音的性喜劇,真是個(gè)奇怪的片子,尤其是兩人曖昧的關(guān)系
這種片子原聲永遠(yuǎn)大于電影。值得一聽。
just so so,沒熱得起來~~
so adorable!so gay!
賈斯丁朗和塞斯羅根很亮,其他很平淡,炮友之后,Phone Sex成了新話題。
消磨時(shí)間的喜劇電影
蠻好玩的片子,就是總感覺兩個(gè)女主角的關(guān)系怪怪的。結(jié)尾也有種說不出的怪異感。。。
賈斯汀啊~
垃圾。。。。
各種無節(jié)操無下限。
最后拍的怎么那么爛 Justin Long 是我的新寵
拉片。完畢。
女主角不好看啊,,,,劇情本來可以更好玩的,這片是在優(yōu)酷付費(fèi)看的,真沒下限哈哈哈